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Collections T HIS IS I N C O M P L E T E   

Collections 
 
 
NINE HUNDRED GRANDMOTHERS - I think this one book is the absolute required minimum must-have-read-in-your-lifetime book. Contains some of Lafferty's best short stories, especially my favorites "Hog Belly Honey", Thus we Frustrate Charlemagne, and "The Six Fingers of Time", the first RAL-story I ever read. If you don't like these, you won't like any Lafferty. 

Contents: 

  1. Nine Hundred Grandmothers 
  2. Land of the Great Horses 
  3. Ginny Wrapped in the Sun 
  4. The Six Fingers of Time 
  5. Frog on the Mountain 
  6. All the People 
  7. Primary Education of the Camiroi 
  8. Slow Tuesday Night 
  9. Snuffles 
  10. Thus We Frustrate Charlemagne 
  11. Name of the Snake 
  12. Narrow Valley 
  13. Polity and Custom of the Camiroi 
  14. In Our Block 
  15. Hog-Belly Honey 
  16. Seven Day Terror 
  17. The Hole on the Corner 
  18. What's the Name of that Town ? 
  19. Through Other Eyes 
  20. One at a Time 
  21. Guesting Time 

 
LAFFERTY IN ORBIT - This collection contains thirteen stories that were published by Damon Knight in his Orbit periodical. There is a bit overlap with 900 Grandmothers and some other collections. Solely taken on its own this is the second best collection of Lafferty short stories (IMO) and even subtracting them this still would be a good second or third choice.

Contents: 

  1. Old Foot Forgot
  2. All Pieces of a River Shore
  3. Bright Coins in Never-Ending Stream
  4. Flaming Ducks and Giant Bread
  5. The Hole on the Corner
  6. The Skinny People of Leptophlebo Street
  7. Continued on Next Rock
  8. Entire and Perfect Chrysolite
  9. Great Day in the Morning
  10. The Hand with One Hundred Fingers
  11. One at a Time
  12. Royal Licorice
  13. And Name My Name
  14. Fall of Pebble Stones
  15. Configuration of the North Shore
  16. Dorg
  17. When All the Lands Pour Out Again
  18. Interurban Queen
  19. The Only Tune That He Could Play

 
STRANGE DOINGS - Another excellent collection of Lafferty short stories. I'd rate it tentatively as the third best collection. 

Contents: 

  1. Rainbird 
  2. Camels and Dromedaries, Clem 
  3. Continued on Next Rock 
  4. Once on Aranea 
  5. Sodom and Gomorrah, Texas 
  6. The Man with the Speckled Eyes 
  7. All but the Words 
  8. The Transcendent Tigers 
  9. World Abounding 
  10. Dream 
  11. Ride a Tin Can 
  12. Aloys 
  13. Entire and Perfect Chrysolite 
  14. Incased in Ancient Rind 
  15. The Ugly Sea 
  16. Cliffs That Laughed 

 
HEART OF STONE, DEAR - A small booklet containing five short ones from the master. They are printed there for the first time. Curiously the two best stories are in the back of the booklet. 

Contents: 

  1. And You Did Not Wail 
  2. Company in the Wings 
  3. The End of Outward 
  4. Heart of Stone, Dear 
  5. Haruspex 

 
 
DOES ANYONE ELSE HAVE SOMETHING FURTHER TO ADD ? - More short stories by the master of the short story. The best stories aren't as good as the best "900 Grandmother" stories, but better than the lesser ones. There is even a small detective story here, in true Lafferty style! 

Contents: 

  1. About a Secret Crocodile 
  2. Mad Man 
  3. Nor Limestone Islands 
  4. The Man Underneath 
  5. Boomer Flats 
  6. This Grand Carcass Yet 
  7. In the Garden 
  8. Groaning Hinges of the World 
  9. Golden Trabant 
  10. How They gave It Back 
  11. Maybe Jones and the City 
  12. Seven Story Dream 
  13. Adam Had Three Brothers 
  14. Pig in a Pokey 
  15. The Weirdest World 
  16. The Ultimate Creature 

 
IRON TEARS - Yet another fine collection of fine short stories. The stories itself are what make the collection fine. The publishers Edgewood Press let a LOT of spelling errors go through, which makes reading harder than it should.

Contents: 

  1. You Can't Go Back 
  2. Ifrit 
  3. Lord Torpedo, Lord Gyroscope 
  4. Funnyfingers 
  5. Thieving Bear Planet 
  6. Berryhill 
  7. The World as Will and Wallpaper 
  8. Horns on Their Heads 
  9. By The Sea Shore 
  10. Selenium Ghosts of the Eighteen Seventies 
  11. Magazine Section 
  12. Or Little Ducks Each Day 
  13. Cabrito 
  14. Le Hot Sport 
  15. Gray Ghost: A Reminiscence 

 
 
GOLDEN GATE AND OTHER STORIES - Another indespensable collection for this has amongst other excellent stories the Hugo-Award-winning "Eurema's Dam". 

Contents: 

  1. Golden Gate 
  2. Mr. Hamadryad 
  3. This Boding Itch 
  4. Condillac's Statue 
  5. The Cliff Climbers 
  6. Mc Gruders Marvels 
  7. Tongues of the Matagorda 
  8. Ishmael into the Barrens 
  9. Eurema's Dam 
  10. Days of Grass, Days of Straw 
  11. Make sure the Eyes are Big Enough 
  12. Bequest of Wings 
  13. Fall of Pebble-Stones 
  14. Marsilia V 
  15. One-Eyed Mocking Bird 
  16. Sky 

The picture is not a cover scan, but an illustration of the story "Condillac's Statue" 



THROUGH ELEGANT EYES - This collection is unique, in that it is a collection of short stories, that feature a constant cast of characters. It isn't the Institute of impure science (which I would have preferred), but maybe the second best thing, namely Austro (from "Two for Four Ninety Nine"), Roy Mega, Harry O'Donovan, Dr. George Drakos, Cris Benedetti, Barnaby and the first person story teller named "Laff".

Contents: 

  1. The All-At-Once Man
  2. Mud Violet
  3. Barnaby's Clock
  4. And Read the Flesh between the Lines
  5. Animal Fair
  6. The Ungodly Mice of Dr. Drakos
  7. The Two-Headed Dragon of Chris Bendetti
  8. The Hellaceous Rocket of Harry O'Donovan
  9. The Wooly World of Barnaby Sheen
  10. Rivers of Damascus
  11. Old Helloweens on the Guna Slopes
  12. Brain Fever Season
  13. What Big Tears the Dinosaur's
  14. And all the Skys are full of Fish
  15. St. Poleander's Eve

 
THE MAN WHO MADE MODELS - Five more short stories, that were never published before. (What's the matter with the SF magazines ??) As in "Heart of Stone, Dear" the last story is the best, but three of the other stories are also quite enjoyable. 

Contents: 

  1. The Man Who Made Models 
  2. I'll See It Done and Then I'll Die 
  3. The Effigy Histories 
  4. Of Laughter and the Love of Friends 
  5. Two for Four Ninety Nine 

 
SNAKE IN HIS BOSOM - Again five short stories, that haven't been put to print before. No gold is to be found in these 44 pages, but for the Lafferty fan this $2 booklet is still a worthy investment. Snake in his bosom, the title story is the highlight here: 

Contents: 

  1. Jack Bang's Eyes 
  2. Pleasures and Palaces 
  3. Posterior Analytics 
  4. Snake in His Bosom 
  5. Unique Adventue Gone 


FUNNYFINGERS & CABRITO - This might be the prettiest Lafferty book, I have held in hands. The content is just two shortstories, that you can also find elsewhere. So this should be of interest to collectors only.

Contents: 

  1. Funnyfingers
  2. Cabrito
OTHER COLLECTIONS

 
RINGING CHANGES - (Scan provided by Jussi T. Vainikain)

Contents: 

  1. Parthen
  2. Old Foot Forgot
  3. Dorg
  4. Days of Grass, Days of Straw
  5. Brain Fever Season
  6. And Read the Flesh Between the Lines
  7. Old Halloweens on the Guna Slopes
  8. The Ungodly Mice of Doctor Drakos
  9. The Wooly World of Barnaby Sheen
  10. Rivers of Damascus
  11. Among the Hairy Earthmen
  12. In Outraged Stone
  13. And Name my Name
  14. Sky
  15. For All Poor Folks at Picketwire
  16. Oh Whatta You Do When the Well Runs Dry ?
  17. And Some in Velvet Gowens
  18. The Doggone Highly Scientific Door
  19. Interurban Queen
  20. Been a Long Long Time